1 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:39,509 - Also St. Theophilus, Mother. -Yes, I didn't think of that. 2 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:44,431 - Can we start, Father? - I can never remember your name. 3 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,194 - Antonio, like St. Anthony. - How nice. 4 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,796 To make the loudspeaker work, press the button. 5 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,674 See? 6 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,957 - Are you OK? - Excuse me, Father. 7 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,908 - Would you allow me to say a few words? - Yes, Mother Superior. 8 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:06,149 My dear older gentlemen.. Please remove your hats, though a bit cold. 9 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:10,229 Now you will see the projection of the film of the missionary father, 10 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:14,552 then you will offer yourselves foil and postage stamps 11 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:18,076 that we have collected for the salvation of the poor black children. 12 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,919 My beloveds.. 13 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:25,109 My beloveds.. these documents that you will see, 14 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,874 they are evidence of an apostolate, 15 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:32,153 painful, glorious, but necessary. 16 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,829 God weeps as long as there is one pagan on the earth. 17 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,788 - Quiet! Silence! - God weeps as long as there are pagans! 18 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,272 What? Silence, like this it is a scientific projection. 19 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,237 Silence. Be still! 20 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,459 - Change it, change it! - Immediately, father. 21 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,399 Look, our missionary with a beautiful black woman! 22 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,919 Look at that! 23 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:59,278 Look at the scary people! 24 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,751 - Beautiful life for a missionary, eh! - Silence! 25 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,600 Good car. German. I had one 26 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,149 that I bought in Monte Carlo a long time ago. 27 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,311 But this is more perfect, however. 28 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,388 - Rossi. - What? 29 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,710 - Can you make this work? - Sure. 30 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,172 I've worked with some very complicated apparatus. 31 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,953 Well, then, I'm going to see what's to eat. 32 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,112 - Continue it. These are already going. - Go ahead. 33 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:32,034 - Then do these. - I have it, don't worry. 34 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,348 The missionary father follows. 35 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,713 Bloody! 36 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:42,551 Reflect on what I tell you! Bloody! 37 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,879 Excuse me. May I? Good morning. 38 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:46,932 Anna. 39 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,472 - Good morning. - Who are you? 40 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,710 - The projectionist. - And who sent you? 41 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:54,314 - The Mother Superior for the lunch. - And what lunch is that? 42 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,869 - To eat. - Everyone is cooking. 43 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,316 - Self service. I'll do it alone. - Peppers, potatoes, fish... 44 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,472 - I don't like fish. Any beets? - Have a seat. 45 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,950 - There's meat for the pizzaola. - If you'll allow, I'll taste it. 46 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,873 - Too hot. - Meat for the pizzaiola. A favorite. 47 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,297 If they told you for the Mother, take what you want. 48 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:19,279 Yes, thanks. You go right ahead with the work, and I'll figure it out. 49 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:24,355 Continue to cut, who is looking? Antonia, finish cleaning, hurry. 50 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,556 - A few bread, please. - Here. 51 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,518 I see that there is also cheese. A taste only. 52 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,526 Here. 53 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,596 -Here's the bread Very good. -I'll try a little of it. 54 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,638 -Here's a lot of it. -I would gladly drink some wine. 55 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,395 -Without wine, I can't eat. - I didn't think of that. 56 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,312 Turn off the burner! 57 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,237 -Shoo! Hasn't he eaten? -It's just a little one. 58 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,110 He only takes a little milk. 59 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,339 -Here's the wine. -Thanks a million. 60 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,954 - Make room to eat. -Sunday I'll take you to dance. 61 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,271 I am married, 10 children. If my husband heard you, he'd kill you. 62 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,399 My compliments. But with 10 children, you can be gone to dance just the same. 63 00:05:06,231 --> 00:05:08,003 We'll go dancing. 64 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,114 -Also my friend. -I'll bring you all to dance. 65 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,316 -Dance the polka. -The polka? 66 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,358 -But now you don't... -Eh well, this... 67 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,108 -Teach you the Hully Gully. - I know it, but she... 68 00:05:19,228 --> 00:05:22,588 You know how to dance? Bravo! 69 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,678 Also the girl we bring. OK, Miss? 70 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,678 Miss, I'm talking to you. 71 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,114 Don't you want to come dancing with us on Sunday? 72 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,478 What are you, deaf? Miss, I'm talking to you. 73 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,279 Who do you think you are, Sophia Loren? 74 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:42,918 Come here. 75 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:49,033 She has hair all over her body and her face. 76 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,240 -Her mother is crazy. -Her mother is crazy? 77 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,839 Quiet. Quiet. 78 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,034 The hair? 79 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,518 -But it can't be so bad. -She thinks so, and that's enough. 80 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,592 Hairy woman, virtuous woman. 81 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,840 Have you seen what you've done? 82 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,520 Now look, she cries. Have you seen? 83 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,511 -But what have I done? -She's crying. 84 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:12,434 I didn't know it would offend her. Miss, I apologize. 85 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,114 -Miss. -She's crying, so stop it. 86 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:16,397 Miss. 87 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,432 Miss, I'm sorry. 88 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,637 I didn't know it would offend you. I apologize. 89 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,959 -Will you forgive me? -Yes. 90 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,192 Now that I have apologized, can I see you? 91 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,439 Come on, don't be a baby. I'll stay here all night. 92 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,353 -Then I'll go eat. -Let him see your face. 93 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,839 Leave me alone. 94 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,911 She's under my protection. 95 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,752 -What is your name? -Maria. 96 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:48,311 Maria, don't you want to show me a little? Just for a second. 97 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:52,038 You must be kidding. I didn't see anything. 98 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,952 It'll be good to see you. 99 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,639 What's all this? It's not like we've eaten soup together. 100 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,388 Shall we take a breath? Let's see. 101 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,472 What did you believe I would see? What have I seen? 102 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,553 Some beard and that's it. I have been to the Cottolengo. 103 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,756 I have seen things like that there. 104 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,071 It even was not worth it to stop eating. 105 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,070 Did you see you did not kill this man? 106 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,276 He's being affectionate. He likes you. 107 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,510 Get married to him, eh? 108 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,229 Yes, but she also has hairy hands. 109 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,432 And also the body. It seems like a monkey. 110 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,474 Like this. 111 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,518 Why do you have to cry? 112 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,392 Now you see, it's me who's upset... Excuse me. 113 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:03,070 But wait? Who has the beard, you or me? 114 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,755 So then I'm afraid it's me who has it. 115 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,629 -Why are you running away? He's OK! -Mind your own business! 116 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,993 Stay there! Be quiet, come on. 117 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,436 Don't let it get to you. Now, turn around. 118 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,150 Let me see. What are you doing? Starting to cry? 119 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,719 -Here, blow. -You're bad. 120 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,269 Blow your nose. Blow. 121 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,797 -Do you know you're unique in the world? - I am an orphan. 122 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,370 I have in mind certain things for you to think about... 123 00:08:29,490 --> 00:08:31,590 Hey, you are very beautiful, stupendous. 124 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,955 Come to the light so I can see you better.. 125 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,270 -How old are you? -I don't know. 126 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,431 -You don't know how old you are? -No. 127 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,909 -You've been here a long time? -I don't know. 128 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,072 Wouldn't you like to go away? Tell the truth, wouldn't you? 129 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,152 -No. But I have never gone away. - But why not? 130 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,392 I know, because you're ashamed and... Can you leave us alone? 131 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,198 I am speaking of serious things. 132 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:55,199 Here I have my bed, I eat every day... 133 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,113 Nonsense! You are here because you don't know where to go. 134 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:01,317 But I can put you under conditions to not be ashamed anymore. Look at me. 135 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,358 Wouldn't you like to live like the others, to come out with me? 136 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,478 Tell the truth. Well, you'll find out that I am a genius. 137 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,153 A genius, understand? 138 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,287 -I'll help you get out of here. -But I... 139 00:09:11,407 --> 00:09:14,397 -Do you know that I am an artist? -But I'm fine here! 140 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,504 -To shave potatoes? -I can't go out! 141 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:19,631 But why not? I'll make you into an artist. 142 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,588 They will ask you for autographs and admire you, understand? 143 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,276 I am an entrepreneur. Do you know the Equine brothers? 144 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,556 I was their business manager. 145 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,353 Antonio! 146 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:35,988 Antonio! 147 00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:44,498 I'm coming! 148 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,912 Hold your horses! 149 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,637 I brought the tree but these bastards won't let me get past. 150 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,837 -There are bunches of stuff! -Signora, please. 151 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,033 -What is this? -That's my business. 152 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,316 You do your job and I do mine. 153 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,552 -Where does it have to go? -Bring it to my garage. 154 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,278 You have an interest? 155 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,440 Can we speak one at a time, please? 156 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,238 -Talk to me. -Then say something. 157 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,915 -Where do you want to bring this tree? Why don't you live and let live? 158 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,753 That means you live and let us live, you see? 159 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,309 I'll immediately explain to you if you allow me to speak. 160 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,109 Do we want to talk about food stamps? Of taxes on appliances? 161 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,352 -Here we are all in common! -Ah, but always a commission to go past! 162 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:41,399 Sergeant, come on. You let the tree pass. 163 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,196 Come on, come on. 164 00:10:47,316 --> 00:10:50,675 -You tell us or not? What the fuck! -Forward, forward. Make way! 165 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,994 You understand in this area there are millions, the money! 166 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,628 Don't worry. Go on. 167 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,314 -Do you like this, Antonio? -Next, come on. 168 00:11:08,059 --> 00:11:10,017 Listen! Listen! 169 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,712 Antonio, 20,000 lira! Look at those beautiful branches! 170 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,356 -20,000 lira! -Yes, I understand. 171 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,152 Lower the trunk! 172 00:11:29,248 --> 00:11:30,102 Stop! 173 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,554 -Here, put the plant in the hole. -20,000 lira, and I give you the tree. 174 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,314 -Listen, where's my 20,000 lire? -Don't you trust me? 175 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,869 -Not to trust is better with you. -Put the plant there. 176 00:11:41,398 --> 00:11:44,072 Alright, put it there. 177 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,836 Don't break the branches. It's important. 178 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,193 Maria, Maria. 179 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,078 Get up, the tree has arrived. 180 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,989 What are you doing there? Don't shave potatotes so early in the morning. 181 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:07,119 And don't cover yourself. By now, everyone is used to it. Reveal. 182 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,510 -But I am ashamed. -There's nothing to be ashamed of. 183 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,545 The tree has arrived. We can start work. 184 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,748 Give me 20,000 liras. Otherwise, it doesn't go. 185 00:12:13,868 --> 00:12:16,075 -I have nothing. -Don't make stupid jokes. 186 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:20,119 Don't say you have nothing. The money is under the bed. 187 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,150 -I have nothing, I swear. -Do you know you're very headstrong? 188 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:27,072 For every 1,000 liras that you put in the bargain, you'll earn 10,000. 189 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,276 Or don't you trust me? Give me. 190 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,000 But how do you know I have money under the bed? 191 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,237 I know everything, my dear. 192 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,516 Give me the money because they're waiting. 193 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,990 It's not that I don't want to give it to you, but then you'll chase me away, 194 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,504 I can't return to the hospice and without money... 195 00:12:43,624 --> 00:12:46,477 What makes you say that? What are you saying? 196 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,911 We have to work non-stop. Now, another 10,000. 197 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,316 We have to raise the number. 198 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,202 You shaved the potatoes. What good thing are you making for me? 199 00:12:57,322 --> 00:12:58,911 -Minestrone. -Good. 200 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,273 -How are you? -Very well. 201 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,398 -Is it planted well? -Beautiful job. 202 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,437 Do you like it? It's original. 203 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,795 And now you give me also a beautiful gift. 204 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,679 -Here, here, 10.000 liras. We made the pact for 20. 205 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:23,391 -You scraped the plant. -So what? I took a risk. 206 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,156 -Be calm. -You pay the boys? 207 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:27,600 -What, just pay them 2,000 lire. -What, 2000? 208 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,149 Come on, go. For a plant like this? 209 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,596 -What does it matter if it's scraped? -Don't be pretentious. 210 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,551 -Don't ask me for anymore! -Let's go! 211 00:13:36,671 --> 00:13:37,753 Let's go! 212 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,439 Disgraceful! 213 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,398 "In distant Africa..." 214 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,230 -Just a moment. -Come here. 215 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,230 -But I am making the potatoes. - Leave the potatoes alone. 216 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,391 Come here. This is more important. 217 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,155 Oh, don't attack me... Good.. 218 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,073 Come on, climb on the tree! Up! Up! 219 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,113 You don't get it. 220 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,113 You are the ape woman. I captured you in Africa. 221 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,192 You are wild. Wild! 222 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:51,069 You have to try to attack me when I say "Up!" with the whip. 223 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,993 Then jump in circles and climb the tree. 224 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:58,119 -But I am making the minestrone. -But what do I care? 225 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,275 We have the tree and we have to try. We have to try to make an act.. 226 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,477 The sooner you learn, the sooner I can return your money. 227 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,074 Come on, don't make me angry. Try and learn. 228 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,754 It's a show. We have to devise an act. 229 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,912 The public pays and wants to see some things. 230 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,192 They cannot be satisfied to look you in the face and that's enough. 231 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,351 You have to try to learn, try to climb, 232 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,193 to make it seem that you are a kind of Tarzan. 233 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,238 Come on, try to climb. I tried myself, it's fine. 234 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,915 Attack the branch, and dangle a bit. Come on. 235 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,352 -Up! -Oh, I don't know. 236 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,511 I don't know. Please no! 237 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,234 -Antonio! -You only know how to do minestrone. 238 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,628 It hurts! 239 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,200 Go on. 240 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,954 Get on. 241 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,314 Antonio! 242 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,088 Antonio, help! 243 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,310 No, the shoulders! Let down only the arms. 244 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,675 -Like this? -No, that's a ghost! 245 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,957 Like a rag doll! Come on, look at him! 246 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,591 -You need to see how he eats... -That does nothing. 247 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,512 What do you mean it doesn't do anything? Look at him. 248 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,399 Hey you. Move, do something. Get busy! 249 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,074 Come on, try to imitate him. 250 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,750 Hey, what do you say you turn over some boxes? 251 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,115 How about getting up? How about some...? 252 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,582 Excuse me! 253 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,999 Disgraceful.... Did you see how he moved? 254 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,078 You want us to stone you. What are you laughing at? 255 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:51,117 The chimpanzee is dangerous. He has the strength of 50 men. 256 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,838 You have to do like him. 257 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,877 When the moment comes, be like a rubber band 258 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,953 and then react like a chimpanzee. You understand? 259 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,315 -Come on, pull down the veil. -Here? 260 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,040 Yes, don't be afraid. Nobody can see us. 261 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,275 Yes, a beautiful difference there. 262 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,757 But you have too straight a nose. Do it a little bit this way. 263 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,314 No, more! Put your tongue between you're teeth. 264 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,674 -But I can't. I'm embarrassed. -Look what he's doing now? 265 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,793 -Hey, do what you did before. -But it doesn't do anything. 266 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,396 Do what you did...! Ah.. he's ruining our work. 267 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:31,075 -Young man, what are you doing? -I'm joking around. 268 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,038 -Throwing the stones at the animals? -Yeah.. 269 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,843 That's not a chimpanzee, it's a cat. It doesn't do any stunts. 270 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,348 -But it has rheumatism. -What? 271 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,953 -Rheumatism. -What's that? 272 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,192 -It jumps like a cricket. -Because you throw stones at him. 273 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,032 -Come with me a minute. -Where? 274 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,713 -Come to the director. -Why? 275 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,313 Come to the director. -Come on. 276 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,800 I paid 200 liras, I brought with me a tourist... 277 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,150 You're right, but I'm not wrong. You come a moment with me. 278 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,517 The beasts have a duty to perform. 279 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,911 Even when you hit them in the head? Do me a favor and come with me. 280 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,719 I don't feel like arguing. Put down your hands. Please go where? 281 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,585 -To the director. -What director? 282 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,139 -Don't lie to me. -Come on! 283 00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:11,595 (French) Please excuse me, madame. Yes, I'll go to the manager. 284 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,320 -And you'll be fired! -Well, good. Go! 285 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,391 Go do your job! 286 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,710 Never speak.. I told you a thousand times. 287 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:22,793 I dress you like an Arab so you won't be recognized, and you start speaking. 288 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,156 Now we'll have to learn the act without the monkey. 289 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,515 I wanted to learn, but the monkey didn't do anything... 290 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,831 Don't cry, please. Monkeys don't cry. 291 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:35,073 -I'm not crying. -Eh, you're not being smart. 292 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,675 You have hair in the brain! 293 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,554 When entering the dense forest, 294 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,678 I had to take off my shoes and walk barefoot. 295 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,308 To say it more directly, 296 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,836 I will now take you to the place in which I found the ape woman. 297 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:55,118 Here. Here, to the center of Africa. Three months of long searches. 298 00:18:55,280 --> 00:19:00,229 Three months in the virgin forest to track down the ape woman. 299 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,675 Stop it, you! 300 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,115 Three months, I said, and always going nowhere. 301 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,918 Hey! Be quiet, I said! 302 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,329 Stop! 303 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,437 Sorry, she's like a wild animal. 304 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,437 Stop it. 305 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,953 As you know, the ape woman is an animal a little bit sexual. Come. 306 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,350 And I will now show you, in these six tapestries, 307 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,115 illustrations of one of the more famous painters of the city 308 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,316 which tell of my odyssey. 309 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:32,550 Six tapestries that he has reproduced impressionistically and faithfully, 310 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,280 and which represent the six most important moments 311 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,032 of the capture of the ape woman. 312 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:41,352 My hair once again stands up at these indescribable moments. 313 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,796 Look at this: "Struggle with the Lion", three hours. 314 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:49,153 "Struggle with the Wild Crocodile", four days in the water. 315 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,994 "Escape from the Cannibal." Observe. 316 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,151 This is a cannibal that ate the foot 317 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:58,677 of my loyal and faithful servant, but I alone escaped. 318 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,117 What? Stop! Slave, protect the public. 319 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,589 Excuse me, but today this phenomenon is nervous. 320 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,081 Back! Get down! 321 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,033 Down, for God's sake! 322 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,953 Back, the phenomenon is tired. It needs rest. 323 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,271 It will be prudent to send her into the pit. Get down there. 324 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,431 Good, good. 325 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,030 Attention, ladies and gentlemen. Carefully. 326 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,395 It enters the cage. Please, ladies and gentlemen. 327 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,358 Don't approach too closely. She's nervous. 328 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,487 I'll make her enter the cage. Stay there. 329 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,033 Don't give cigarettes. 330 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,398 No cigarettes! Do you want her to be nervous! 331 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,678 Do you want it to be the end of Bubu? Stay calm. 332 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,594 Slave, keep the people back. Hold them, hold them. 333 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,638 What did I say, ma'am? What did I tell you! 334 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,873 Now calm, eh? Return her purse. 335 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,032 Return it! Do you want me to kill you, filthy beast? 336 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,277 Pick it up, ma'am. Don't be afraid to pick it up. 337 00:20:56,520 --> 00:21:00,069 I warned you.. prudence. Do you want to make the end of Bubu? 338 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,119 The end for Bubu if we make the ape woman rebel. 339 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,077 Watch! Now go inside the cage. 340 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,232 Now make like a good monkey and hop into your cage. 341 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,590 Inside, do you understand? 342 00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:12,969 Go... 343 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,159 Dirty beast. 344 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,279 Close it. 345 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,590 Good, good. You come here. Come here. 346 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,478 I now give you the candy. 347 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,764 You may all now draw nearer to the cage. 348 00:21:31,884 --> 00:21:34,199 The ape woman is almost completely tame. 349 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,909 You can also ask questions and she will answer in our language. 350 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,498 -What is your name? -Maria. 351 00:21:39,618 --> 00:21:40,958 How old are you? -65. 352 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,714 Liar, as all women. What do you eat? 353 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,108 -Bananas. -Bananas. 354 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,794 And no tobacco, understand? Bananas. 355 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,520 Ladies and gentlemen, if one of you wants to touch her hair, 356 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:55,196 to ascertain it's real, and to authenticate it, 357 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,078 you can do it. Come forward. 358 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,708 -Slave! Bring alcohol! -Yes, master. 359 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,519 And cotton wool, because you need to be disinfected first: 360 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,439 the hair of the monkey is very delicate and she could suffer 361 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,447 by the contact of some microbe. 362 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:10,073 So disinfect well, please. Here you go. 363 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,515 You? Anyone? Come. 364 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:17,476 -Someone wants to try... -Be brave. Come, someone. 365 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,076 -Bravo, sir. Very good. -Here, your hands. Disinfect well. 366 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,834 Good, this way. Touch. 367 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,828 Touch within the limits of decency. Do you feel the softness of the hair? 368 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,877 Like beaver! Like chinchilla! 369 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:34,397 An Indian emir wanted to buy her to make a coat of it for the winter. 370 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,109 Softy, softly. Careful with your watch. 371 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,872 Watch out she doesn't pinch it! 372 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,999 Enough. I am sorry but, by police regulation, 373 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,835 I am prohibited from showing the phenomenon when she gets angry. 374 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,991 Good-bye, ladies and gentlemen. Good-bye. 375 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,390 Good-bye, ladies and gentlemen. Good-bye. 376 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,795 Take the cigarettes to dry. 377 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,831 -Good morning, explorer. -Salut, peasant. 378 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,797 That's it for today. Not so bad. 379 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,598 Antonio, the cigarettes. 380 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,317 To you the part of the lion, to me the part of the mouse. 381 00:23:19,437 --> 00:23:21,231 Never mind. Come on. 382 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,159 Open the cage. 383 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,075 Antonio, top of the day. Bye. 384 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:37,636 Maria, not at all badly today. A rough guess would be 8000 lire. 385 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,631 I am very happy. 386 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,629 Also not a bad haul on cigarettes. 387 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,553 Who put this here? 388 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,948 Antonio. 389 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,279 Will you get angry if I tell you something? 390 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,351 -What? -Swear. 391 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,839 I swear. 392 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,719 -Why don't we change? -Change what? 393 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,393 The touching. 394 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,753 It's dirty when they take advantage of it. 395 00:24:18,873 --> 00:24:20,303 Why is that important? 396 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,671 But they touch me and I don't like it. I am a woman after all. 397 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,637 It's a fixation of yours. 398 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,270 Don't you understand that for the public you're not a woman but a phenomenon? 399 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,637 You are the ape woman. Hey, make me some coffee. 400 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,408 -It's already made. -Don't touch the money. Leave it alone. 401 00:24:36,528 --> 00:24:38,284 I have accounts to do. 402 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,286 Doesn't it mean anything to you when they touch me? 403 00:24:59,406 --> 00:25:01,519 Don't I always make them disinfect with alcohol? 404 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,007 You're fine. 405 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,309 -I know, but the alcohol smell is bad. -If that's the worst in life.. 406 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,278 Don't you know you are the greatest find of the century? 407 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,597 In one month, I return to you all the money I borrowed. 408 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,159 From the first to the last. 409 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,232 Then I have in mind big things. 410 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,633 I want to buy two new spotlights to make a fantastic illumination. 411 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,710 Then music. I want also music. 412 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,438 Hand me the sheets. 413 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,244 -Maria. Maria. -Here. 414 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,039 An idea has come me. 415 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,152 Do you know what we should do? Make some photos. 416 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,873 -Of you, you know. -Yes. 417 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,589 Then we charge the public a fee. In costume, I think. 418 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,799 Tomorrow I'll call the photographer, and we'll have him do it immediately. 419 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,155 It is always necessary to have new ideas. 420 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,749 Maybe you don't throw the banana peel in my face. 421 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,309 -But you told me otherwise. -Yes, but here, here... 422 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,756 Yes, I said throw the banana peel, but not in the face. That sucks. 423 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:23,591 -Never mind, I can't sleep. -Don't you want a cover? You'll be cold. 424 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,352 Don't worry about it. 425 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,151 Why hit ever? You don't have to always snap at the public. 426 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,756 If someone gives you a poke, what then? 427 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,919 You can do some other thing. Lick someone's arm, for example. 428 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,196 -That's disgusting. -Women... 429 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,430 There is no need that you do it with everybody. 430 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,917 Pretend. Here, try it on me. 431 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,708 What do you want? 432 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,957 I don't understand you, you know. You have all of this desire. 433 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,112 You have become a free woman. I have removed you from the hospice, 434 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:08,034 I have freed you from all the complexes. You can look everyone in the face... 435 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,714 What do you want? 436 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,154 Me, nothing. We only speak of work. 437 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,072 And what do you want to talk about? 438 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,799 Nothing. 439 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,313 Go.. go to sleep. I have to think. 440 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,599 Good night. 441 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:31,033 Sit, please. Sit here. 442 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,359 The professor will see you right away. I'll go tell him. 443 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,159 Sir, please remove your hat. 444 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,014 I know you'll excuse me. 445 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,871 You see? I don't like this place. 446 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,237 Quiet, please. Like I told you, not in the house of others. 447 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,038 -But I am afraid. -Of what? 448 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,350 He is a researcher who is interested in phenomenons. 449 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,183 See, he'll make our case. And then, it serves for publicity. 450 00:27:55,303 --> 00:27:57,839 Instead, look at this palace I have brought you to. 451 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,152 You never would have dreamt... From the stall to the stars. 452 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,389 Yes... 453 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,394 Hey, he's coming. Get up and greet him. 454 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:15,035 Dear boy, it's a pleasure for me that you have accepted my invitation. 455 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,953 You are Mr. Antonio. A great pleasure. 456 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:21,715 Please sit, Mrs. or Miss... 457 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,965 -Miss. -Charmed. 458 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,669 I didn't know at all that there were other people here 459 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,876 who were occupied with phenomenons. 460 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:35,233 But excuse me, she is already seated. I had become distracted. 461 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,594 The people don't understand the interest in me 462 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,955 aroused by the study of these phenomenons. 463 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,112 -From a biological point of view. -Certainly. 464 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,316 My servant tells me that you discovered her in Africa. 465 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,993 Yes, in the forest. 466 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,629 All of my life I have devoted myself to the study of these beings, you know? 467 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,753 -Maybe you prefer to see better... -Oh yes. 468 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,638 No problem. Maria. 469 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,713 I have given her the name Maria. Show yourself, he wants to see your face. 470 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,190 Maria, reveal, please. I apologize, eh. 471 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,238 The girl is still in the wild state. 472 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,759 You know I've done a lot of work educating her... 473 00:29:17,879 --> 00:29:20,398 Hop! Hop! Maria, reveal, let's go! 474 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,114 -Here, look well. - I have permission? 475 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,428 Excuse me, eh. 476 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,630 -Extraordinary. -Feel the softness. 477 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,236 -Extraordinary. Excuse me, may I? -Go ahead, go ahead. 478 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,435 Do you know you have a rare fortune? 479 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,830 Rare. Extraordinary, extraordinary... 480 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,999 Perhaps the girl would be more at home in the garden. 481 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,994 There are bushes. Some fresh air... 482 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,630 The professor would like to see you in the garden, or on the terrace. 483 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,677 Is it all right? Maria? 484 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,149 Yes, yes, certainly. She doesn't answer, but she's happy. 485 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,834 - I do it for the lady. - It's very kind. 486 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,151 -OK, Maria? -Well, I'll show you. Let's go. 487 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,349 Come. 488 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,588 Please, please. 489 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,673 The most ancient sin of the world! 490 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,439 And why not. 491 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,798 A beautiful, beautiful palace. My compliments. 492 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,872 -You like it? -The terrace is really fantastic. 493 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,352 Yes, it is a 700 old fa�ade. Do you like it also, Miss? 494 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,873 Yes, of course she likes it. 495 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,110 Excuse me now, I'll draw the curtain. 496 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,317 I don't take excessive confidence with seamstresses. 497 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,231 Don't you feel it? This man is crazy. 498 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,437 Quiet! He's a true gentleman. You just can't tell. 499 00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:51,669 Do you remember what to say? Where were you born? 500 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,319 -In the forest. -But where? 501 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,471 In the virgin forest, in Africa. 502 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,039 And who discovered you? Me. 503 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,509 -Would you like to get more comfortable? -Yes, thanks. 504 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,558 -This is my small garden. -One small jungle in the house. 505 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,199 Very kind. 506 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,591 I am sure we can come to an agreement between us, yes? 507 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,432 Of course, professor. 508 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,718 Come, Miss. Don't be afraid. 509 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,916 You must think of me as a friend. 510 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,191 Look how green, marvelous! 511 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,318 And to think that we are in the heart of the city! 512 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,114 -Can you? -May I? 513 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,992 -Please. -Thank you. 514 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:37,676 This is my preferred angle. This garden so green... 515 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,274 And then there is water. Can you feel the flow of the water? 516 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,078 I like it so much. 517 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,194 Do you think I can remove this cowl? I would like to see... 518 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,675 - May I? - Please, look more. 519 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,389 But I see that the hair continues... 520 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,471 Certainly, this is the characteristic. 521 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,710 Otherwise, it would be a simple bearded woman. 522 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,519 Here we have instead almost a chimpanzee. 523 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,752 The whole body is a kind of forest of hair that... 524 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,150 You think that I could see? 525 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,390 Some more? Absolutely. 526 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,677 Maria, the professor has a need to see some more 527 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:25,072 to better analyze, shall we say, the phenomenon, here. 528 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,993 There. See? 529 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,075 You can see the continuous hair on the whole body, on the arms... 530 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,674 Show me. Let me see, let me see.. 531 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,071 I have also given her an undergarment. Like a woman. 532 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,549 Can you turn over here? 533 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,788 Turn, turn. 534 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,871 Good, good. 535 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:51,515 Wait. I would say a cross between a quadrumane and a black. 536 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,078 I don't believe so, teacher. I don't think so. 537 00:32:54,198 --> 00:32:56,400 Why does she have blond hair then? 538 00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,075 Perhaps an explorer with a monkey... 539 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,198 -Well, maybe. -An ape, perhaps. 540 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,996 Can I see some more of the muscular makeup? 541 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,071 Yes, certainly. 542 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,791 The professor would like to analyze more. Take it off. 543 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,110 -No. -What no? Take it off. 544 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,918 -No. -Don't make me crazy. 545 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,311 -Excuse me, but it is... -Perhaps you should insist. 546 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,517 She's an animal, but also she has some modesty. 547 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,591 -Try. -Don't make me upset! 548 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,876 -I said no. -Why? What's wrong? 549 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,112 -There's nothing special to see. -Listen, let him. 550 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,713 Come with me. 551 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,863 All the phenomenons, at times, they have some timidities, 552 00:33:37,983 --> 00:33:40,592 almost as if they were human beings. It's natural. 553 00:33:40,712 --> 00:33:43,069 So, I get the impression this phenomenon 554 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,152 has not begun yet her sexual life. 555 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,517 -Come again? Excuse me? -I'm saying she's an innocent, no? 556 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,309 -She's not had sexual relations? -No, I guarantee it. 557 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,879 -For sure? -I promise you. 558 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,669 Well, if you could be persuaded to leave the phenomenon here with me 559 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,992 for a few days, so that I can study it 560 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,596 in its true love life, and developmental ability. 561 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,558 -You understand what I mean? -Yes, I understand very well. 562 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,836 Look... What I mean is.. 563 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,710 I am prepared to surrender my phenomenon for scientific studies. 564 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,953 But you have to understand that I have put on her 565 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,236 what is called a working act. 566 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,197 We work every day... 567 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,875 You ask an indemnification contract? OK, I am ready to make one. 568 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,237 But it's not so much a question of character study 569 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,233 as of material loss. In short, 570 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,073 to stop the show is a damage 571 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:41,296 of about 20,000 lires a day. 572 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,235 20,000 lira? All right. 573 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,234 But in case the observations were to prolong, 574 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,038 in that case... 575 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,356 Certainly it is a disadvantage for me. Stop my show for a few days.. 576 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,876 And, in this case, it is unfortunately most of the show... 577 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,079 I am always prepared to surrender the phenomenon to science, 578 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,310 but in this case, I would not know... 579 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,633 It is not a show anymore, do you understand? 580 00:35:07,753 --> 00:35:11,556 I can surrender the girl for study of personal character, 581 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,153 but even though scientific... 582 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,313 It would be the first time. Can you guarantee me anything? 583 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,751 -100,000? -For three days? 584 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,036 -For two. -Not three? 585 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,510 I have already explained that I would do anything for her, but.. 586 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,989 All right. Let's do it and not say any more about it. 587 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,833 It might be a good idea to see how the girl feels.. 588 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,956 -Certainly. -I'll tell you up front... 589 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,237 she's guaranteed for two days.. 590 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,079 but if I was to prolong the matter.. 591 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,470 -150. -All right. 592 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,471 -I'll get you a check. -I'll tell her. 593 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,791 -It's necessary to get her feeling. -All right. All right. 594 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,639 -Maria. -What is it? 595 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,268 You know, I had a discussion with the professor. 596 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,193 He desires you to remain here for a few days with him. 597 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,794 -I don't want to. -It's not a discussion. 598 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,111 He would like you to remain in his house. He wants to study you a bit. 599 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,192 He'll pay us. And you know that we need a lot of money. 600 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,638 -Yes, but I'm not staying. -Stop contradicting me. 601 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,597 -Why do I have to stay? -Why? Enough. 602 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,830 -But why? -Because this is our job. 603 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,878 And you have to do it also. The professor is kind. 604 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,998 -Why don't you want to remain here? -Because I don't. 605 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,324 -Why? You've been alone with me. -Yes, but... 606 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:27,714 -Then why not with him? -It's not the same thing. 607 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,838 -Why not the same thing? -Have you seen how he touches me? 608 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,306 What do you mean? He's touching you because he's a professor, a researcher.. 609 00:36:34,586 --> 00:36:37,949 -Don't you know you're a phenomenon? -I'm not a phenomenon but a woman. 610 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,803 Don't speak so loudly. I tell you that you have to remain here. 611 00:36:40,923 --> 00:36:42,912 -I'm not going to. -I'm responsible for you. 612 00:36:43,032 --> 00:36:45,036 I say you have to remain. Look at me. 613 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,175 -I'm not staying here. -You have to remain here. 614 00:36:47,295 --> 00:36:49,174 -Not staying here! -We'll get money! 615 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:51,992 -You have to stay for this, understand? -I'm leaving! Leaving! 616 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,354 -Quiet. -I'm leaving! 617 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,080 -Not so loud! -I'm leaving because you're a pig! 618 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,629 -Smile for the professor. -He is also a pig! 619 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,836 -Be quiet! -Two pigs! 620 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,833 I'm leaving! 621 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,914 -Where are you going? -Two swine! Two pigs! 622 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,957 -Excuse me, professor. -I'm leaving! 623 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,792 Come here! Hop! Hop! 624 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,552 Come back! Hop! 625 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,676 -Lower your voice. -I'll be right back. 626 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,457 -Your are in my house. -The phenomenon is a little bit nervous. 627 00:37:16,577 --> 00:37:19,716 No scandals. Please, I cannot have any scandals. 628 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,519 Go now. Who knows of this? Go. 629 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,910 Don't worry. I'll immediately bring her back. 630 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,991 That damned monkey! 631 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,752 I'll kill you! I'll destroy you! 632 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,876 -Cretin! A cretin! -Antonio! 633 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,712 -Who is it? -Maria sends you this. 634 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,110 She wants her suitcase and her savings book. 635 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,398 She sends me this and wants money! Here's what I do to her stuff! 636 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,269 And the contract? She believes she can break a contract this way? 637 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,432 On a whim? How fresh! 638 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,194 I have not built all this for nothing. 639 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,079 Tell her that I give her 24 hours to return here. 640 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,959 -Unhand the messenger! -Otherwise I will denouce her! 641 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,350 For breaking the contract, and other bad things. 642 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,876 Maria told me to return with the suitcase and the book. 643 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,792 Ah, yes? The girl has told you? 644 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,077 Then tell the girl she has 24 hours to return here, 645 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,798 if she values her suitcase. 646 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,633 -No book either! -The arm, please! 647 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,075 What do you want? This is my business! 648 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,800 I'll tell on you! Mother Rosaria! 649 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,191 The savings book, eh? Beautiful poetry, yes. 650 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,352 But she'll have to return here. 651 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,238 -Mother, I have insisted... -Have a seat, Mother. 652 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,470 The suitcase and the savings book, now! 653 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,790 One moment, I'll explain everything to you calmly. 654 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,791 No! Do it now! 655 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,030 The suitcase and the savings book! 656 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,589 -He wanted to beat me! -But what a beating! 657 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,989 -Nudity! What a horror! -No, no nudity. I guarantee it. 658 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,958 -No nudity, no way! -What a scoundrel! 659 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,588 Listen, I won't tell the police 660 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,194 because it repulses me to say these ugly things. 661 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:57,273 -But if you persist... -I'll give you the book and the suitcase. 662 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,276 But on the bargain that the professor must make me creditable. 663 00:39:00,396 --> 00:39:02,997 - Creditable! - I didn't know him! 664 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,037 It was the professor. Suddenly... 665 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,590 -What have you to laugh about, evil one? -You are a monster of wickedness. 666 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,719 What you have done to that poor creature is inexcusable. 667 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,472 -Inexcusable. -It was the professor.. 668 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,517 It was a misunderstanding of my good faith... 669 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,796 Where are you going? Leave those suitcases! 670 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,235 -Come, don't listen to him! -You leave them! 671 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,391 I bend, but I don't break! 672 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,634 Come in. 673 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,151 -Jesus christ be praised. -As always. What is it? 674 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,038 I am Antonio Setola. Do you remember? 675 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,158 -I already know your history. -First, I have to apologize.. 676 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,134 -There is nothing that can be done. -You don't have to forgive me, 677 00:39:48,254 --> 00:39:50,393 but I have to absolutely speak to you. 678 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,279 Don't killers get a trial too? 679 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,151 I bring you this small offering 680 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,278 for the memory of that holy woman, my poor mother. 681 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,228 You can give it to the old folks, or for mass. 682 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,791 Nobody could interpret better my mother's desire. 683 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,877 There are 10,000 lira, a small thing, according to my possibilities. 684 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,594 Please. 685 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,393 Thanks a million. 686 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:26,354 Mother, I have to talk to Maria. I absolutely owe it to speak to her. 687 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,876 -Maria is calm. Leave it alone. -Yes, but I am not calm, however. 688 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,395 I feel guilty for a thing that I have not done... 689 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,996 I feel guilty for something I haven't really done. 690 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,954 I can't eat, sleep, or live with myself anymore. 691 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,430 -Mother Superior.. lunch. -Coming. 692 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,110 We are ready for the taste. 693 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,158 You were very rude a few days ago. 694 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,232 -Yes, yes, go now. -Very good, thank you. 695 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,551 -Thanks. -Realize the situation. 696 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:01,837 -But I realize it. -There are moral obligations. 697 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,753 -Yes, I know. -You are not Maria's family. 698 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,930 And therefore she cannot live with you as you are a single man. 699 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:10,632 I am prepared to do everything. I can adopt her. 700 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,913 Adopt her? Do you know how many old men come here to adopt 701 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,356 young girls of 14 and 15 years old? 702 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,351 Well, first of all, I'm not old. And Maria's not a child. 703 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,830 -Excuse me, Mother. -But what assurances can you give? 704 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,592 -You are a bachelor. -Granted. 705 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,479 Granted, but I take my responsibilities seriously. 706 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,274 I offer all guarantees, Mother. 707 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:38,794 No believe me, trust me on this. Maria is a good and brave girl. 708 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,758 Renunciate forever. 709 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,549 It's impossible. Really impossible for her. 710 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,986 -Is the microphone ready? -All prepared. 711 00:41:52,106 --> 00:41:54,240 Take care. We agree. 712 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,631 Along the road up to the door of the house, you'll sing. 713 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,555 You'll sing the song that I taught you, "La Novia." 714 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,359 - From the church to the house. - I don't want to sing. 715 00:42:03,410 --> 00:42:04,098 Why? 716 00:42:04,218 --> 00:42:06,792 I think everyone will laugh at me as your wife. 717 00:42:06,912 --> 00:42:09,953 Just do what I do. Come on, let's go outside. 718 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,410 You won't do all those things you did before. 719 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,430 Sing and smile. Come. 720 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,116 -Hooray for the bridegroom! -Hurray! 721 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,713 Turn on the microphone. 722 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,394 Turn it on. 723 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,030 "La Novia." One, two... 724 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,014 White and bright... 725 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,873 I'm embarrassed. 726 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,674 White and bright.. 727 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,366 La Novia goes... 728 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,078 White and bright.. 729 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,912 La Novia goes... 730 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,718 Thank you, people. 731 00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:00,153 ...hidden among the crowd.. 732 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,790 ...behind the tears... 733 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,954 ...undecided... 734 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,676 I see my dreams die... 735 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,550 Touch me, creature, and make me holy. 736 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:23,315 How beautiful she is. Now that I see you, how holy. 737 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:28,915 There, on the altar, she is crying... 738 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,799 Hey, hey! Be civilized, for God's sake! 739 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,999 ... everybody will say that is of joy... 740 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,915 .. while her heart is shouting. 741 00:43:44,111 --> 00:43:46,427 Ave Maria! 742 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,917 Where are you going? We have to go this way, please. 743 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,718 Go on, sing, sing. 744 00:43:55,022 --> 00:43:57,866 Ave Maria! 745 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,429 Steady. 746 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,039 Hold steady. 747 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,319 Let's go back! Dessert for everyone! Let's go! 748 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,398 -For everybody! -Antonio, let's go home! 749 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,516 Whoa! What are you doing? 750 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,955 What are you doing. It's like.. 751 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,513 -Have you gone crazy? -I am your wife. 752 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,814 But what a wife! We are a company. 753 00:45:09,934 --> 00:45:12,111 -I want to be your wife! - You've drunk too much. 754 00:45:12,231 --> 00:45:14,056 -I'm a woman! -Now let's stop this. 755 00:45:14,176 --> 00:45:17,071 And also I am the cook. I do the minestrone, make like a monkey... 756 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,719 I climb on the tree and all... 757 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,598 -I don't like that! -Stop it! 758 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,917 I do all that you command me. 759 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,038 I sing, I climb, I show my ass. 760 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,589 But I'm speaking with respect. I'm your wife! 761 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,194 But you know why we got married. Everything like before. 762 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,079 Continue exactly... Stand still! As before! 763 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,390 You're very smart but you don't get certain things. 764 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,400 Now she cries because I have to sleep. 765 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,954 Tomorrow will be like every other. 766 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,429 But really, you just want a good time, right? 767 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,919 Come on, Antonio. 768 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,278 -But I am sleepy! -Come! 769 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,358 Maria, let's act seriously, please. 770 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,277 Antonio, come. 771 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,113 -Come -Let it be. 772 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,475 -Come. -Forget what I said. 773 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,877 Don't you understand why you're not like any other woman? 774 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,679 I am not a woman, I am a phenomenon. 775 00:46:05,729 --> 00:46:07,014 Come to bed, Antonio. 776 00:46:07,134 --> 00:46:09,400 For a man it's different, do you understand? 777 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,956 You are still like a child and certain things you cannot understand. 778 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,156 But you see, you have to adapt. 779 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,110 We're married.. you forget I have to sleep now. 780 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,475 -Come. -Don't you see what we're not? 781 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,837 The bed is small. Look, we can't. 782 00:46:24,372 --> 00:46:26,771 Tomorrow, I'll buy a beautiful great Latvian, 783 00:46:26,891 --> 00:46:29,438 and tomorrow we'll do everything. But now... 784 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,830 Let me go. I'm going. 785 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,037 And tomorrow I ask for the annulment of the marriage. 786 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,829 -What? -I ask for the annulment. 787 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,514 Is that what they taught you in that awful place? 788 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,194 You want to put it in your head about a love I have for you... 789 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,035 I love you, but like a brother to a sister. 790 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,111 It's not the same thing. 791 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,759 I understand. 792 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,957 But when this morning you told me to sing, you said: 793 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,873 "You are my wife, sing." And I have sung. 794 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,112 Now you are my husband and you have to sleep here. 795 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,477 All right, wait. 796 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,299 I don't understand these things that come into your mind. 797 00:47:11,419 --> 00:47:13,911 Annulment of marriage... Have you gone crazy? 798 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:18,472 Yes, of course, we are married, but certain things must be taken slowly. 799 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,080 Look, I'll be comfortable here, 800 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,117 I'll be close. 801 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:27,712 -But it is uncomfortable. -No, I'm good with the hardness. 802 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,671 -But you will be cold. -Oh no. 803 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,879 Antonio. 804 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,717 I love you. You don't understand anything. 805 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,873 -Antonio, you asleep? -Yes, I'm sleeping. 806 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,068 Antonio. 807 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,199 -What is it? I was sleeping... -Beautiful. 808 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,757 -What is it you want? -You.. come.. 809 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,593 -That's crazy talk. -But why? 810 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,591 I already told you. You and I are like brother and sister. 811 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,672 But it's not true. We are husband and wife. 812 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,796 -Oh no... -Oh yes... 813 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,994 -Come on, let me sleep. -Come here. 814 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:26,948 Come here. 815 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,071 -Not there. -Yes. 816 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:32,357 -Tomorrow we'll have a great Latvian. -Come. 817 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,229 -I am not prepared. -Come. 818 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,392 But it's sheer madness. 819 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,437 It's sheer madness, I know. 820 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,910 -You know I'm a nice guy? -I do, little baby. 821 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,471 -Not here. -Yes. 822 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,676 You have a pretty big head, you know. 823 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,317 You're tickling me. 824 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,079 Mr. Antonio! 825 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,513 Mr. Antonio. 826 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,436 -Marcellos Pompa. -A pleasure. My wife. 827 00:49:46,556 --> 00:49:48,628 A pleasure, ma'am. Please, sit. 828 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:52,359 Very important we have great variety. 829 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,351 Look here at the Saloon Margherita. 830 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,557 The great glories of the Neapolitan variety show passed through here. 831 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:06,030 From Donnarumma to Pasquariello. Do you feel the music? 832 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,876 The commander has come just to engage us. 833 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,759 By now we have won. The money is ours. Don't be afraid. 834 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,151 -But I don't know how to sing. -Oh no? You know how to sing very well. 835 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,276 But you always underestimate, darling. 836 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:28,036 Wrong! Absolutely wrong. In Paris this doesn't go. 837 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,999 Come on, leave him alone. Need anything? 838 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:37,312 -No, thanks. -Have you seen the phenomenon I brought? 839 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,196 -Maestro, "La Novia." -Excellent! 840 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,636 The barefaced way is beautiful. Really beautiful. 841 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,916 Excuse me, Maria knows a lot of songs, 842 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,461 but unfortunately the maestro has only "La Novia." 843 00:50:48,581 --> 00:50:50,998 -You feel like hearing "La Novia"? -Just a bit. 844 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,116 Please forgive if she seems so excited. 845 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,430 -No, it's fine.. -Thanks. Good. Ready? 846 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,953 -Yes, yes. -Thanks. 847 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,230 Maestro, "La Novia." 848 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,394 Silence. 849 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,118 Bright and white.. 850 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,158 La Novia goes.. 851 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,831 while hidden... 852 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,992 An angel with hair! Beautiful! Beautiful! 853 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,717 -Beautiful voice, eh? -Paris is bored by now. 854 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,917 With sex they are nauseated. Sex, sex, always sex. 855 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,313 They want something "lively." Stronger. 856 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,189 Here it is. We'll prepare for them a great act: 857 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,238 The angel with hair. 858 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,472 And I am ready to immediately sign a contract 859 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,471 for the exclusiveness of this lady. 860 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,916 But excuse me, commander, this act we must do together. 861 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,470 Yes, we work as a couple. I'm the one who has built the act. 862 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,392 Alone my wife doesn't work. 863 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,670 Listen, we now.. 864 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:56,595 All I want for her is to get naked a little. 865 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,958 -Hey, not completely naked. -No, look. 866 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,076 I'm sorry but my wife doesn't strip. 867 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:04,674 -My wife naked in Paris, no. -Be quiet. 868 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,873 -We can come to an agreement. -It's all wrong. 869 00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:09,433 Mine is a scientific act. I apologize so much. Good morning. 870 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,511 -We're going. -Look, you'll regret it. 871 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,639 No, you look, we have been wrong here. It's a matter of moral principle. 872 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,360 We are a regular church-married couple. 873 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,273 -France is another mentality. -Let me ask you, dear. 874 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,750 This is important!. I am also Italian, as you. 875 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,275 Italian, in fact. Be patient. 876 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,829 -Come. Listen to me. -No, we won't speak of a contract. 877 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,958 -My wife is not to be introduced naked. -Allow me to persuade. 878 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,078 Kind lady, see here. Let's start by sitting here. 879 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,435 -Get some chairs, now. -Immediately, commander! 880 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,716 Sit here. Sit, kind lady, please. 881 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,519 Have a seat, commander. Is it all right? 882 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,556 Ma'am, I immediately tell you that the striptease is not a thing... 883 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:50,678 -I'll leave you alone, commander. -Not a serious thing. 884 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,992 See, in Paris, there are women. The striptease is what they do. 885 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,430 Mothers of family, honest wives... 886 00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,832 yet they do the striptease. -But I think that it is a dirty thing. 887 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,434 However, I am a woman. Who decides it is my husband. 888 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,115 -No, we are two. You are my wife. -Looking for me? 889 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,396 Yes, dear. We'll take you both. 890 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,438 According to you, I should send my wife this way? 891 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,955 -Why not? -No, it's a mistake. We're going. 892 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,192 Look, come on. Have patience one minute. 893 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,148 Look. I'll show you, ok? 894 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,711 Here, do me a favor and tell me what is so bad 895 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,917 to be seen this way. Nothing, nothing at all. 896 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,116 She's a figurine. A figurine of flesh. 897 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,874 -Listen, what should I do? -What do you know? 898 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,679 -I do some Afro-Cuban dances. -Good. 899 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,149 Later you do an Afro-Cuban dance for me. 900 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,790 -Pasqu�, don't get too excited. -You see. 901 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,839 And my wife is to waddle this way for Paris? No, I laugh at that. 902 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,390 But I didn't say she had to get totally nude. 903 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,439 No, but think of the money. 904 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,598 All the money that you would earn. 905 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,230 But the only complaint is Paris. A similar creature... 906 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,755 It could be the world. The world. 907 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,309 An act that the whole world will want to see. 908 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,994 While here in Naples, you are lost. 909 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,798 The money! The money! 910 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,638 You beard and hair do us well here. Does the lady also want a massage? 911 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:21,952 Let's do it. Where you like it: here to the cerebellum. 912 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,073 You know it feels like that of children. 913 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,236 -Will I get used to life in Paris? -For sure. 914 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:34,033 -That city frightens me. -All the world is a country. 915 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:36,595 We'll go like beggars, live like lords and ladies.. 916 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,593 have a regular contract, beautiful writing... 917 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,072 There you are. Does the lady have other orders? 918 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,998 We remove the bib... 919 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,150 Careful of the beard artist here. 920 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,272 If the nuns knew that I go to Paris to do the striptease! 921 00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,750 What do you care what the nuns think now? You're married to me. 922 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,952 But you know I don't believe my good luck. 923 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,519 You better believe. 924 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:11,355 How many times I have told you what a genius I am? How many? 925 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,194 -Yes, but I am sad. -Why? 926 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,672 To leave the house so, now that it's just right... 927 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:22,356 Certainly this house has cost me a little bit of sacrifice. 928 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,759 And the theater... 929 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,874 Come. 930 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,917 Ladies and gentlemen, the show will now begin! 931 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,150 Here is the forest. 932 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,400 How much effort, how much sacrifice. 933 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,708 You remember the ape woman? 934 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,793 All over now. 935 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,588 A new life! 936 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:56,435 This is the life of the artist: one day here, the other in Paris... 937 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,751 Then, even another day to New York, who knows. 938 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,270 Let's go to our Latvian, come on! 939 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:09,228 But how shall I do in Paris? I've never been out of Naples. 940 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,197 You will become accustomed to it. 941 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,677 Our beautiful Latvian! 942 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:18,196 I'm sorry, won't I be there too? And the life of hotel always... 943 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,794 -Will we also go to America? -Sure. 944 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,837 To America... everywhere. 945 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,916 Meanwhile, we have our beautiful photo in the newspaper. 946 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:29,151 They are always satistying. 947 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,959 France Soir - a million copies circulate. 948 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,918 -A million photos, think of it. -A million! 949 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,959 -What's written there? -"Look, the brave man 950 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,793 who married a monkey!" 951 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:05,913 Father! 952 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:07,913 Father! 953 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,154 Father! 954 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,865 Papa! 955 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,674 You must die! 956 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:13,949 No. 957 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,709 No... 958 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,488 No! 959 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,829 No! 960 00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,399 Go away! 961 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,074 Devil! 962 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:30,912 Look at it... 963 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,952 The cochonnette... 964 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,317 Look at it... 965 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:00,953 Go away. 966 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:02,749 Come here. 967 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,719 Yes... 968 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,319 Yes... 969 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,459 Yes. 970 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:15,673 Oui... 971 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,034 Shit! 972 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:35,959 And there you go! 973 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,159 Bravo! 974 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,908 Bravo! 975 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,990 And here is the ape woman! 976 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,271 Hello everyone! Must have been the oysters. 977 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,192 -How's it going? -Not bad, thanks. 978 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,749 The legion of honor! And you, Franceschina, how are you? 979 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,151 -Forget Franceschina, go! -Yes, I'm going, I'm going. 980 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,594 Neapolitan... 981 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,079 Hello! 982 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,398 Hello! What's good today? 983 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:35,028 -To me, the usual. -Of course. 984 01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,397 -Maria, how's it going? -Fine. 985 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,949 You remember me? I am Antoine. 986 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,394 -You remember? -Yeah. 987 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,152 -Work, it's good? -Yes, thanks. 988 01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,675 Good sandwich, eh? Good, good. 989 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,714 The chicken croquettes, as yesterday. With a little watercress. 990 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,916 -I like that a lot. -OK. 991 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,675 The duck tonight is really disgusting. 992 01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,991 Goodnight, miss. Do a good job. 993 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,352 Ah, your bouquet! The bouquet, mademoiselle! 994 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,431 Just need five minutes of rest. 995 01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,753 -Mademoiselle, your bouquet. -Thanks. 996 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,558 Like Santa Lucia, I'll remember this view. 997 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,678 -Bye, Antonio. -Bye, bye! 998 01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:20,159 Bye, bye! 999 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,350 -Finally. But where were you? -Nowhere, just over there. 1000 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,508 -Yes, messing with the black girl. -No, come on, she is a colleague. 1001 01:02:34,628 --> 01:02:37,272 Yes, a colleague... All are colleagues for you. 1002 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,590 -I want to know what she said to you. -Nothing. 1003 01:02:39,710 --> 01:02:41,591 "Bring me the bouquet." So I brought it. 1004 01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:43,955 -You kissed her. -But what a kiss! 1005 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,111 A colleague I was kissing... 1006 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,277 Hurry, we're late. 1007 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,910 The women have another mentality. They think here a different way. 1008 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,159 Understand? You are different from the others... 1009 01:02:54,279 --> 01:02:56,398 Yes, but I don't kiss. I don't kiss anybody. 1010 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,453 You're right. You don't kiss anyone and you don't get kissed. 1011 01:02:59,573 --> 01:03:01,276 -What is this? -Antonio! 1012 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,795 -Come on already! -I'm coming! The misery! 1013 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,394 Oh there there, little piggy... 1014 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:19,593 I don't feel well this evening. This double program kills me. 1015 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,268 - I have a bellyache... -Be patient a little longer. 1016 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,431 Tomorrow we'll call a doctor. 1017 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,927 You always exaggerate. It's probably the oysters. 1018 01:03:27,047 --> 01:03:28,830 Oh no, it really is my belly... 1019 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,515 Certainly the time is disgusting. 1020 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,672 Always grey. It puts a sadness on me... 1021 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,878 And down there the cemetery, 1022 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,800 That must be the doctor. Give me this. 1023 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:51,075 Here, get ready. Can't you take out those curlers? 1024 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:56,118 It's bad to be seen by the doctor in curlers... 1025 01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:57,554 Be ready, eh? 1026 01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:03,429 -This is the doctor. -Bonjour. 1027 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,955 -Come on in. -(translating) Go in. 1028 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:09,279 Come in both of you. 1029 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,108 -Good morning, ma'am. How are you? -Bonjour. 1030 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:14,430 This way, this way. Thank you, Elvira. 1031 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,034 -What's he saying? -He says "It's a monster." 1032 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,795 -Sorry, ma'am, about the monster. -We know all about it. 1033 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,076 Do I need to repeat that too? 1034 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,834 Madame doesn't understand French. 1035 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,709 Excuse me, ma'am. The doctor wants to know if it runs in the family. 1036 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,269 Basically, if your mother was this way. 1037 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:55,112 Tell the doctor it's not the head but the stomach we're interested in. 1038 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,716 -The vomiting, the nausea. -You understand, doctor? 1039 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:03,317 They're not interested in the head, but the illness of the stomach. 1040 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,357 Madame, don't be concerned. 1041 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,398 A nice purge and tomorrow like new. 1042 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,191 -What's he saying? -He expects her to undress. 1043 01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:23,509 It's all right. 1044 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,476 -Sir, please... -Yes, yes. 1045 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,393 Miss, come. 1046 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:35,148 What is it? 1047 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,416 -You tell me what happens. -Nothing. 1048 01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:41,475 It's something doctors do. 1049 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,028 All right. 1050 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,793 Don't look. Don't look. 1051 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,632 To look is bad. It makes a bad impression. 1052 01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:55,349 But are we being punished? I am her husband after all, no? 1053 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:56,635 Mademoiselle! 1054 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,716 "Have you had sexual relations with the lady?" 1055 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,030 Certainly.. it is my wife. Why shouldn't I? 1056 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,317 -Are you sure? -Am I sure? Why wouldn't I know? 1057 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,555 Yes, I know, but I didn't want to say anything. 1058 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,109 I am a discreet woman... -Yes or no? 1059 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,078 Yes, doctor. They have had relations. 1060 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,639 Good, thank you. 1061 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,431 -It hurts, doctor. -I'm sorry. 1062 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:25,874 Ugh, that beard! 1063 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:35,239 "Tell me, miss, have you had sexual relations?" 1064 01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:39,635 What, me? I am single. Wouldn't that be nonsense? 1065 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,835 Sir, Madame is pregnant. 1066 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:48,029 Oh, the lady is pregnant! Beautiful! Congratulations! 1067 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,395 You hear that, Antonio? 1068 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:54,076 I expect a child. Are you happy? 1069 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:55,798 -Very happy. -My compliments! 1070 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,679 A little kiss. You feel lots better now, eh? 1071 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,558 -Please, let's talk. -A towel. 1072 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,595 I am really happy for you, dear beautiful lady. 1073 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:09,359 Quickly, miss. 1074 01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:13,440 -Sir, please? -What? 1075 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:22,037 He says he needs to talk to you because the situation is serious. 1076 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,989 Obviously, the case is not the usual. 1077 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:29,352 -Ask how much. -Three. But that's not the issue. 1078 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,159 You are.. thank you. 1079 01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:37,994 You are a man, so you must know the situation 1080 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,958 -He says you are a man... -Excuse me, but.. 1081 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,437 -Not so.. -Not so.. 1082 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:46,434 easy. 1083 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:50,434 And the issues are quite difficult to foresee. 1084 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,396 He says that it is better that we go talk in the corridor. 1085 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:57,949 Let's go out there. 1086 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,836 Be back soon, ok? 1087 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,712 -So? -Mademoiselle, tell him... 1088 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:09,474 -Translate for me. -It's coming. 1089 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,671 The circumstances are a bit peculiar. 1090 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:14,673 By weighing the laws of heredity, the child may be born too heavy. 1091 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,604 -Poor lady! -A monster, for sure. 1092 01:08:16,724 --> 01:08:17,807 What did he say?! 1093 01:08:17,830 --> 01:08:20,172 That it will be necessary to bring her to the clinic 1094 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,350 because a monster will be born. 1095 01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:25,830 A child comes as its mother, with all the hair on its face. 1096 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,468 A monster! A monster! 1097 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:31,913 Poor lady, such a good person and so nice! 1098 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,798 It's just like life... 1099 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:38,188 Will you tell Monsieur that he needs to decide. 1100 01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,591 I could give the address for an abortion. 1101 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,672 I am a lady and won't say these things. No, no! 1102 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:47,638 I am a good woman. 1103 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:51,995 There are the shoes. Do you really want them shined now? 1104 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:56,436 -Bullshit! You irritate me! -Great guy, there he goes. 1105 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,990 Will you translate what the doctor said, please? 1106 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,071 - I am a good woman. -I know that. 1107 01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,416 But if you'll just do me a favor until we're done. 1108 01:09:04,536 --> 01:09:07,828 You should abort it! OK? Abort it, and that's all. 1109 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:11,796 I can never tell her these things. 1110 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,391 And now I wished I never even heard about it. 1111 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,028 -To have to tell her about abortion.. -Is it true? 1112 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,475 For me, yes sir. You do what you want, 1113 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,915 but I don't see any other solution. 1114 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:27,073 -But it's impossible. In Italy.. -In Italy perhaps. 1115 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,959 But, for me, here we must do it. 1116 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,156 See you later.. if you choose. 1117 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,518 -Maria. -Yes, Antonio. 1118 01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:42,589 You know, perhaps that thing there can't go on. 1119 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,473 What did you say? 1120 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,957 -The doctor says you have to abort. -Abort? 1121 01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:53,600 But that's crazy! Why should I abort? 1122 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,354 Because... Because you know why. 1123 01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:00,798 Because it seems that... it would be an unfortunate. 1124 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:03,469 Because it will be an unfortunate, that's a reason? 1125 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:06,474 What do I know? Unfortunately, you know it's the way things go. 1126 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:09,129 The doctor said it, and if he said it, he should know. 1127 01:10:09,249 --> 01:10:10,551 Doctors are also wrong. 1128 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,678 And if it is an unfortunate child, isn't it ours? 1129 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,479 Yes, I know. You think I don't know that? 1130 01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:20,872 Don't you understand? It's not me who wants it. 1131 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,759 -It was the doctor's idea. -The doctor is a monster. 1132 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,672 The doctor is a monster... 1133 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:28,190 Try to think. Come on, Maria. 1134 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:32,830 I'm happy we're having a child also, but what if it's born 1135 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,709 and is a poor wretch. Then what? 1136 01:10:34,829 --> 01:10:37,956 -But it won't be a poor wretch. -We're not only thinking about us, 1137 01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:40,156 to be selfish, we also think about the child. 1138 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:43,790 -It will be a wretch. -Then I am also a wretch. 1139 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,076 But also I am happy. Haven't I found you? 1140 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,629 Haven't I gotten married you? I am happy. 1141 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,872 -You're not happy with life? -Yes, I'm content. 1142 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:52,848 So? 1143 01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:56,879 However it's not so easy to find one like me, believe me. 1144 01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:00,396 -Why? -Why? Forget it, go on. 1145 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,429 -Here. -Always this pasta with butter. 1146 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,558 The French butter I don't digest well. It stays in my stomach. 1147 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,029 But there's nothing else. Here. 1148 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,196 Oil, do it with oil. 1149 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,078 I'll eat it unseasoned. 1150 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:21,868 Go on, eat. 1151 01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:27,957 -Eat, eat! -I'm not hungry. 1152 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,873 I'm not hungry... What's not to eat? 1153 01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,918 She serves anything, but won't eat anything. Eat! 1154 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:37,277 -You like the butter. -No, I don't like it. I want nothing. 1155 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:43,996 What do you think? That I thought this up? 1156 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:48,355 For me it would be a straight bargain. Don't you believe me? 1157 01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:52,069 You, the child, both hairy. We'd make a lot of money. 1158 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:55,152 You're so small! You only think about business. 1159 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:58,273 Only the money! You are the monster! 1160 01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:00,476 Stop it, now! Stop it! 1161 01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:02,638 Wretch! 1162 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,280 You're hysterical. I forgive you because you're hysterical. 1163 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,995 Go away, monster. I'm enough for my child. 1164 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,918 I'll bring it to the doctor. 1165 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,833 I'll take care of it. What you won't do. 1166 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,355 You throw all the pasta on me. You're hysterical. 1167 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,954 No, I am not hysterical! 1168 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,429 I'm a poor wretch! 1169 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,114 I'll go away with my child.. 1170 01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:02,599 We're going to the Hotel Sayonara. Beautiful and comfortable. 1171 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:05,035 -Yes, as you want, Antonio. -Good. 1172 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,591 We now turn right. 1173 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:11,194 Antonio, turn right. 1174 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:14,352 -Why to the right? -I want to petition a saint. 1175 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,988 I told you already, that's just a superstition of yours. 1176 01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:20,789 Yes, superstition... For Carla, carrying milk to the hospice.. 1177 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:23,315 She had a paralyzed hand and went there.. 1178 01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:42,754 -But is it really necessary to go there? -Yes, I beg you, please. 1179 01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,555 Good morning. What do you want? 1180 01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:50,393 -Good morning. I want to order some prayers. 1181 01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,998 -First and last name? -Maria Setola. 1182 01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:56,879 What's he writing? 1183 01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,475 -Address. -Hotel Sayonara. 1184 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:03,393 -Don't be funny. -You want the police here? 1185 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,870 What do you want? Don't you know we pay taxes here? 1186 01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:11,073 We have to keep records. If you have a protest, take it to City Hall. 1187 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:15,677 What sad eyes that you have. Are you Moslem? 1188 01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,880 -Moslem? -What have you brought here? 1189 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:22,476 A Moslem person? I pray only to the saints that are in heaven. 1190 01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,359 And what are these practices? First name, last name, address... 1191 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:30,389 -..or is there some confusion up there? -No, it is not there above, it is here. 1192 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:34,712 I pray only to the Catholic saints. Go sign up, with faith. 1193 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,209 Amount of offering? 1194 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,352 -How much do we do? -One hundred. 1195 01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:43,473 We are returned from France. We have only francs. 1196 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,039 100 francs. 1197 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:50,919 Let's see the exchange.. 1198 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,035 You see how they are organized? 1199 01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,192 What are you doing? Calculating the exchange rate? 1200 01:14:58,441 --> 01:15:01,078 Sailors come here from all the parts of the world. 1201 01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:05,233 And if every time we have to go to the bank to exchange, we'd suffer. 1202 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:06,833 Don't worry. 1203 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:10,080 You must prove everything, otherwise they come to protest. 1204 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:13,710 What you have written remains, to prove motive. 1205 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,753 -Specify motive. -For the salvation of a child. 1206 01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,114 Oh, I'm sorry. 1207 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:22,114 A child, is it? Is it alive, dead, or not yet born? 1208 01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:25,192 -It still waits to be born. -To whom do you want prayers addressed? 1209 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,316 To Saint Anthony or to the Madonna? 1210 01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:37,153 How beautiful.. 1211 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,353 What do you think? 1212 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,988 I would say both. It's better. 1213 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:51,679 Well, are you decided? To St. Anthony or to the Madonna? 1214 01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:53,876 To both equally. 1215 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,598 Recommend me. 1216 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,273 -It's an urgent thing. -Please, father has to pray. 1217 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:04,000 Done, ma'am. 1218 01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,309 Thank you. 1219 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:08,069 Maria. 1220 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:12,033 -Look at that beautiful child. -You are really a crazy person. 1221 01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:14,954 Do you like it? I cut out a lot, you know? 1222 01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:17,588 I was the news agent. These are by me. 1223 01:16:17,708 --> 01:16:21,017 Here's one with a baby bottle that is very beautiful. You like it? 1224 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:24,596 -You must always look at this picture. -Do I need to? 1225 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:26,751 Certainly, it's a matter of suggestion. 1226 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,195 If you want your child to be born very beautiful as this, 1227 01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:32,272 you always have to look at the photo, and don't get tired of it. 1228 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:34,271 I am practical on these things. 1229 01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:37,876 But I'm here looking and I'm not calm. 1230 01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:41,635 But you have to be calm. Darling, think about nothing else. 1231 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:46,112 You don't owe us to think. You have enough to do looking at the photo. 1232 01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:47,599 Don't worry. 1233 01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:51,317 Who knows what your mother thought when she was pregnant with you? 1234 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,555 -Hey, is it kicking yet? -It does. Strongly! 1235 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:56,948 He's bad. 1236 01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:01,199 This hotel is expensive. We'll end up penniless. 1237 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:04,909 You want to leave? Where then will our child be born? 1238 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:08,629 In the middle of the road? At least here there is some elegance, sun... 1239 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:11,959 Don't break my head for these things. Look. 1240 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:15,271 Look at the plaza, the panorama, be distracted, have a good time, understand? 1241 01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:17,874 -Yes, yes. -I'll think about the rest. 1242 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:23,112 -But I am worried... -I'll find a way to make money. 1243 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,589 We're paid up to the end of the month here. 1244 01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:27,910 The car I have practically already sold. 1245 01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:30,230 But the car serves you, Antonio. 1246 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:31,915 It goes. 1247 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:35,072 I didn't have it before, I don't have it now. Who cares? 1248 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,038 Maieroni arrives soon... 1249 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:39,555 After it's born, we start working again. 1250 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,756 -Of course. -What a story! 1251 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,558 -How goes it? -Good. 1252 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:48,397 -I'm losing hair. -A few hairs. 1253 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:51,518 It's not anything. It's like the doctor said: it's the pregnancy. 1254 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:54,069 Later there'll be more, don't worry. 1255 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:57,357 Do you know what he told me? He once had in care a bald woman. 1256 01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:01,433 During pregnancy, her hair grew like a beatnik's. 1257 01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:04,718 Stay here. 1258 01:18:04,838 --> 01:18:07,034 I'll attach the picture and be right back. 1259 01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:10,396 I don't believe the poor lady has any hope of being saved. 1260 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:13,438 Certainly scientifically, it is a very interesting case. 1261 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:16,956 Very interesting. I will do a publication for the university. 1262 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:19,588 It will do very well, also in the interest of science. 1263 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:21,352 It will do a lot of good. 1264 01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:25,399 He's coming. Here comes Mr. Antonio. 1265 01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:32,317 My sincere condolences. 1266 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,397 Your daughter, as you know, died. 1267 01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:37,793 Better so, however. For her and for the lady. 1268 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:40,918 I have no interest in the child. Tell me of the mother. 1269 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:45,312 Listen, there are few hopes. Her condition is serious. 1270 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:48,956 You can get near to her, speak, comfort her.. 1271 01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:51,714 Sit, Mr. Antonio. Sit. 1272 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:55,077 Be brave and sit. Be brave. 1273 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:04,834 Maria. 1274 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:12,514 Maria. 1275 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:22,152 She can't really speak. Don't tire her. 1276 01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:31,757 -Is it true, I'm very sick? -No... 1277 01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:35,675 The doctor says that perhaps tomorrow I can bring you home. 1278 01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:39,830 - I am very sick. -Don't say it, at least. 1279 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,438 -I'm all broken. -No, come on. 1280 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,479 And our child? 1281 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:50,359 Our child... 1282 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,470 -It's fine, it's all well. -And beautiful. 1283 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,319 How is our child? 1284 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:07,958 Don't worry. Our child is well. 1285 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:11,879 It's normal. 1286 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,239 It's beautiful, you know. 1287 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,150 It doesn't even have a hair, nothing. 1288 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,598 The whole head, all bald. 1289 01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:25,317 You know how those photos... 1290 01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:29,150 That photo with the baby bottle that you liked... 1291 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,990 It's there now, in the incubator. 1292 01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:38,919 It's beautiful? 1293 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,955 Very beautiful, like I said. 1294 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:44,632 It has a large head... 1295 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,114 Smooth.. 1296 01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,511 It seems like a billiard ball. 1297 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:51,432 Come, be brave, Maria. 1298 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:56,116 Perhaps you can also see it tomorrow when they remove it from the incubator. 1299 01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:59,475 Maieroni has sent to me a telegram. 1300 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:02,478 I have it here in my pocket. 1301 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,554 Now I'll read it to you. Now, it says.. 1302 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:12,834 No... 1303 01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:22,280 Be brave, Mr. Antonio. Be brave. 1304 01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:24,271 Be brave. Come on. 1305 01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:27,716 Come, come on. Be strong. 1306 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,029 Why? 1307 01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:32,956 -Why? -Because it's over. 1308 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:23,672 -Get that buffoon and bring him to me. -Don't worry. 1309 01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:27,389 The newspapers give too much credit to these wretches. 1310 01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:32,555 -With this poster you cannot enter. -I'll keep it as long as I like. 1311 01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,915 Too bad for her. You, go away! 1312 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,877 Hey, I'm participating in the protest! 1313 01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:39,600 -Sit down! -It's a matter of conscience! 1314 01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:41,113 -I'm sitting. -Stay calm. 1315 01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:44,431 I am calm, but she's not at peace, because there's no clean conscience. 1316 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,272 That's why I'm not calm. 1317 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:54,469 This is a museum. 1318 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,631 -Not a market. -I know. 1319 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,950 Here we collaborate with science. 1320 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:04,995 Don't you understand what a museum is? Haven't you mixed it up with a sideshow? 1321 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:09,833 Here, scientists come, students, couples on honeymoon... 1322 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:13,035 You have not understood science. Why? 1323 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:17,034 Before, you made a gesture of collaboration, now you recant it. 1324 01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:20,078 Because I want to bury my wife in a Christian manner. 1325 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:23,038 I have baptized her, I have married her regularly in the church. 1326 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:26,192 I don't want her to remain here in a museum. I want back her. 1327 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,715 -I have the right, see? -The right? 1328 01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:30,552 He speaks of the law! 1329 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,916 Everything stays. You signed! 1330 01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,355 What did I know? In that moment, I was incapable... 1331 01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,671 -Don't play victim. Watch it. -I never saw the papers. 1332 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:41,798 De Rosa, give me form 415, come on. 1333 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,029 Sign this. 1334 01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:50,996 You'll have to return the expenses for her maintenance. 1335 01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:53,879 -I'll get it to you, don't worry. -Sign here. 1336 01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:57,999 When I give my word, I keep it. I am not a clown, remember that. 1337 01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:02,392 Does it seem a proper place to you for a mother and her child? 1338 01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:05,916 This is a worthy place. But now, go. 1339 01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:09,153 De Rosa, accompany the gentleman. 1340 01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:13,391 Second floor, Mammalian department. 1341 01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,398 At the top of this staircase, second door to the left. 1342 01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,395 Will you stop that damned noise! 1343 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:22,834 Villain! 1344 01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:51,508 Excuse me. 1345 01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:58,040 -Good morning. -Have you come for the lady? 1346 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,953 -Yes, I am the husband. -Very good, this way. 1347 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,713 -Do you have a document? -I have the identification papers. 1348 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:08,038 And now the respectable public 1349 01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:11,916 can see the certified documents proving 1350 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:15,152 the truthfulness of the facts. 1351 01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:20,835 International Declaration of Customs! 1352 01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:22,678 Big Game Farm. 1353 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:28,351 "Pruvuruti"... which means "Animal Transport." 1354 01:26:29,664 --> 01:26:33,145 Certified Residency in our city, 1355 01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:36,475 and other documents. 1356 01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:40,515 On the inside, you can admire 1357 01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:43,793 the ape woman's body 1358 01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:46,316 and of her son 1359 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:49,916 lovingly embalmed, 1360 01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:53,232 I say embalmed 1361 01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:55,512 and preserved 1362 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:57,318 at the expense of the State. 1363 01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:09,469 Listen! Look here! 1364 01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:13,477 Fucking clown! Do you have permission? 1365 01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:16,234 I'm allowed to work here as much as you are! 1366 01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:20,109 But go somewhere else to be funny! This is a scientific show! 1367 01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:22,589 Professor, come here. Why not allow this? 1368 01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:25,638 I'm amazed at his suffering, his pain. 1369 01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,030 Let him work. Go on. 1370 01:27:28,440 --> 01:27:32,831 Now, the illustrious explorer, overcoming his pain, 1371 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:36,117 will show you inside his memoirs. 1372 01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:39,033 This spectacular, ladies and gentlemen, 1373 01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:41,635 will now begin! 1374 01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:43,911 Tickets at the box office! 1375 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,512 Come on, put the record on. 1376 01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:53,997 Ladies and gentleman, 1377 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:56,556 respectable public, 1378 01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:00,910 I am at your disposal.